typical CL post

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/14/2016 at 07:57 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 08:04

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Somebody opened the door while going 80 mph.............. If the driver is anything like that passenger, I see why he lost his licence.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 08:08

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I’m literally in the next town over if someone wanted me to check this out for them haha.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 08:12

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“Stanced.” There’s a new term of art for me. I’d have called it, “Dumb suspension modification where you cut out half the spring and cause the tires to weae out prematurely.” But I guess “stanced” uses fewer syllables.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 08:12

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bruh


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680
03/14/2016 at 08:15

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i’ve never tried but I would imagine its pretty hard to open a door at 80, slamming it shut would be taken care of by the 80 mph winds. I call BS on that being how it broke unless the handle pushed in from him trying to push the door open


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > CalzoneGolem
03/14/2016 at 08:15

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please interview this guy and record it for us. i would imagine it would be internet gold.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 08:17

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“ I honestly dont want to. I am asking 10k obo would like to sell it this week”


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/14/2016 at 08:18

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maybe it stands for something like

Stupid

Terrible

and

Needs

Complete

Exchange


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Mattbob
03/14/2016 at 08:19

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lol why would he want to keep it if he has no licence?

its like he googled typical craigslist Bullshit writing


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 08:21

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80mph ... in reverse!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 08:22

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Yeah doubtful.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/14/2016 at 08:22

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Gee, I wonder why the seller suspects

*possible alignment needed


Kinja'd!!! Master Cylinder > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 08:23

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This is my favorite part: “possible alignment needed."


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 08:28

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Stance bro lost his license? Color me shocked... Looking at the “modifications” done to his car’s suspension, he clearly has made some poor decisions in his life.

I see a Florida man article in his future.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
03/14/2016 at 08:31

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I imagine he looks a lot like the guy on the right:

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Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > CalzoneGolem
03/14/2016 at 08:32

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could you imagine the disaster if you opened the door at 80 in reverse? like you could even hit 80 in reserve, if you think you can you’ve been watching too much F&F. I would think the whole door would fold forward


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > interstate366, now In The Industry
03/14/2016 at 08:33

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its just so typical i almost think hes just trolling


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > interstate366, now In The Industry
03/14/2016 at 08:39

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Bro do you even?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 08:51

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What if the doors open like this?

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Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
03/14/2016 at 08:58

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Killing the game bruh

*hits vape*


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 09:00

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I could see that, but I knew a few import/stance bros that lost their license from doing stupid bro stuff in front of cops.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Master Cylinder
03/14/2016 at 09:16

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which if he were being honest and not craigslist honest means “this thing barely drives in a straight line”


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 09:38

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Best line? “possible alignment needed”

LOL


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 09:59

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Yeah. Something like that.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/14/2016 at 10:38

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I love it! It almost has it all.

“just a feeler”

“do not have to sell”

“would like to sell this week”

It would be CL perfection if the wheels were sold separately.

Bonus!

“*blackworks neochrome lugnuts”

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been wowed by some fancy Lugnuts. It really takes the car to a whole “nutha” level.